I Went All Zen Like On His Ass

Have a mate just about to start his own business.  It’s his first.

He asked me for business advice.

I took him aside, got myself into the trance like state and said, slowly and in a deep voice (more credibility when you say stuff in a deep voice):

“My son, my advice is simple and it is spoken thus:”

Make sure you start a business.  Not start a job.

Bloody good advice even if I do say so myself.