The Funniest Copywriting Ever?? And How To Ensure You’ll Be Sleeping In The Spare Bedroom 101

I don’t want to turn this into the funniest blog ever…….but…..

I’ve been writing a client’s web site. His business name is Abacus XXXXXX.

I’m writing some sales copy and I’ve just written:

“… contact our friendly team on xxxx xxx xxx and we’ll take great care of you – you can count on Abacus!”

Ha!

On a more serious/somber note:

My wife has just come back from dinner with friends (it’s 10.45 pm).

I said, “Oh hun, your mascara has run. You’ve got big black spots under your eyes…..you look like a raccoon.”

You’ve already guessed, haven’t you?

Yep.

She wasn’t wearing any mascara.

Those black eyes happen when she gets tired.

I could well be the world’s most stupid man.

I’ll be sleeping alone tonight.

On that sad note I’ll sign off.