Doing A “Brendon”

Just reading my brother Bryan’s diary of cycling the length of New Zealand earlier this year.

He describes how, after a hard day’s riding, he gives in and “does a Brendon”.

What He Means

Just figured out that doing a “Brendon” means stay in motels, rather than Youth Hostels.

Eat in nice restaurants rather than cook up 2-minute noodles in the communal kitchen.

I started to be offended, but then realised it just means I’m smarter than him.

• Oh, and younger.
• And I have more hair.
• And I’m taller.
• And better looking.
• Mum’s favourite son

So to do a “Bryan” I could stoop, get heaps of wrinkles and go bald. ;o)

(Bring it on boyfriend!)

 

P.S: Think I’m kidding about being better looking??!  Check out Bryan in the photo below – he’s the bald muppet in the white shirt.

Now tell me I’m lying!